Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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