The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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