i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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