Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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