I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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