How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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