420 ftw
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize
