Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
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