And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
We had sex on a dog bed..
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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