would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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