Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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