If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
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