ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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