This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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