Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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