The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
50% drunk capacity currently
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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