fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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