I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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