i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
third nipple confirmed
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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