If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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