walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
