no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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