just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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