The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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