Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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