love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
bring money and cleavage
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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