No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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