her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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