I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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