guys are not supposed to queef...right?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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