ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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