Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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