think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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