none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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