He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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