Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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