You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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