Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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