operation harelip BJ is a go
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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