We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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