why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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