Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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