I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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