If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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