I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Randomize
