drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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