wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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