Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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