Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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