I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize
