is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
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