I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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